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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”


heyfunniest:

Things to know for no reason. (Part 3)

[Part 1 (140k+ notes), Part 2 (60k+ notes)]


tooshas:

A playlist of Disney songs that didn’t make the final cut.

you can count on me aladdin // i cant believe my heart hercules // beyond the laughing sky alice in wonderland // human again beauty and the beast // call me a princess aladdin // i’m odd alice in wonderland // dancing on a cloud cinderella // proud of your boy aladdin // riddle diddle sleeping beauty // if i never knew you pocahontas // in a place of miracles hunchback of notre dame // keep em guessing mulan // to be king lion king // reflection (extended) mulan // one dance the little mermaid // dancing to the wedding drum pocahontas // never smile at a crocodile peter pan // music in your soup snow white // someday hunchback of notre dame // work song cinderella // i knew i belonged to her the jungle book // why me aladdin

LISTEN

tooshas:

A playlist of Disney songs that didn’t make the final cut.

you can count on me aladdin // i cant believe my heart hercules // beyond the laughing sky alice in wonderland // human again beauty and the beast // call me a princess aladdin // i’m odd alice in wonderland // dancing on a cloud cinderella // proud of your boy aladdin // riddle diddle sleeping beauty // if i never knew you pocahontas // in a place of miracles hunchback of notre dame // keep em guessing mulan // to be king lion king // reflection (extended) mulan // one dance the little mermaid // dancing to the wedding drum pocahontas // never smile at a crocodile peter pan // music in your soup snow white // someday hunchback of notre dame // work song cinderella // i knew i belonged to her the jungle book // why me aladdin

LISTEN


Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

badgers-in-bowties:

HOLY SHIT…



ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me


reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming


theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman


1st September the Hogwarts Express leaves London at precisely eleven o’clock in the morning, and arrives at Hogsmeade Station sometime after nightfall.


Me trying to get a friend to listen to my music.